
1. I can see your panty hose crotch. However, good camel toe coverage. Must have had her
cuchini on.
2. You expect me to believe you're hanging out with this ugg boot, american eagle jean wearing snoozefest? Where's Paris? Or did you just pick her up to make your outfit look even more ridiculous?
3. Playboy? COME ON. You're just reading it for the articles, right?
4. Get this fucking horse hair bow off your head.
5. Can't read her poker face.
6. WHO THE FUCK GOES SHOPPING IN PARIS IN A NUDE BODY SUIT. GET OUT OF MY LIFE, GAGA.