Here's What's Wrong With Your Outfit: Heidi Montag

Is it just me, or have Heidi's outfits gone from bad to wtf were you thinking? In this new segment, I will dissect celeb's outfits in order to pinpoint exactly where they went wrong.
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1) I feel sorry for the cockatoo that gave its life for that bag.
2) Where is the rest of your shirt?! What is it with you and 1/2 sweaters?!
3) 1997 called, and they want their Tommy Hilfiger belt buckle back.
4) Q: Are you a waitress at Oregano's? A: No. THEN WHY WOULD YOU WEAR ROLLED UP JEAN SHORTS?!
5) PLATFORM SNEAKERS?! Are you kidding me.
6) Worst accessory possible: flesh colored beardfriend.